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Publisher: Mary Wilkey
Volume 9 — Issue 24 — June 30, 2009
Published every Tuesday


Can you believe it? July starts tomorrow! We are already in the second half of 2009 ...

And as time flies away, I pray that each one of you is prepared for what is coming quickly to pass. There is no way to prepare physically or financially. The "powers that be" are seeing to that, even as I write this. Not only these United States, but the whole world is being permanently and drastically changed ... to the detriment of everyone except the money/power mongers.

Do not be an ostrich in these critical moments. Search your soul, and prepare yourself spiritually. Get into a personal relationship with Jesus Christ ... even if you have a hard time believing in Him at first, and ask yourself what you have to lose if you DO believe (and all of us Christians turn out to be wrong) ... and then ask yourself what you have to lose if you DON'T believe (and all of us Christians turn out to be right).

Don't wait another moment ... time is running out!


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September 11, 2001

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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

—2 Chronicles 7:14



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Weekly Contest
A Healthier You
Feature Article
Test Your Bible Knowledge
Today's Chuckle
Today's English Lesson
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Inspiration
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A Healthier You


The Natural Cure for UTIs & Bladder Infections

Are you plagued with recurring urinary tract infections that antibiotics never seem to completely cure? Or do you just hate the idea of subjecting your body to yet another round of those antibiotics?

D-Mannose just might be your answer. Every year millions of people (mostly women) suffer with urinary tract infections (UTIs). Nearly 90% of these infections are caused by the bacteria E. coli (which is actually considered a "good" bacteria when it remains in the gastrointestinal tract where it belongs). Problems occur when E. coli leaves the GI tract and finds its way up the urethra and into the bladder, where it multiplies and spreads. Once the infection takes hold, uncomfortable symptoms usually follow. These may include:

· A frequent urge to urinate
· Painful urination (a "burning" sensation)
· Strong, unpleasant urine odor
· Cloudy urine
· Uncomfortable pressure in the lower abdomen

Most patients diagnosed with a UTI are prescribed a course of antibiotics, which can wreak havoc on the body in several ways. Antibiotics kill the "friendly" bacteria in the GI tract, which may result in diarrhea, nausea, and/or constipation. These friendly bacteria also prevent the overgrowth of yeast, so when they are killed off, a vaginal yeast infection often results (requiring yet another medication to "cure").

And one more thing to consider: the overuse of antibiotics can encourage the mutation of bacteria, creating antibiotic-resistant strains. The good news is that you may never need an antibiotic for a UTI again. There is an all-natural product available which may prove just as effective as an antibiotic, without any side effects whatsoever. It is inexpensive, easy to use, and does not require a doctor's prescription. This little-known cure is a simple sugar called "D-Mannose."

D-Mannose occurs naturally in many plants, including cranberries, blueberries, peaches, oranges, and apples. As a supplement, it can be purchased in powder form, which dissolves easily in water or juice and has a pleasant taste. It is so safe that it can be used by pregnant women and children, and it is even considered safe for diabetics, as it doesn't interfere with blood sugar regulation.

D-Mannose does not kill any bacteria—friendly or unfriendly. It serves as a kind of magnet in the urinary tract, attracting any present E. coli bacteria and keeping it from attaching to the bladder lining (and dislodging any bacteria which are already attached). The bacteria cling to the D-Mannose molecules, and are flushed out with the normal urine flow.

The recommended dosage for an ongoing infection is one teaspoon of D-Mannose dissolved in liquid every few hours, continued for three days. But it is just as easy to take the spoonful directly without adding to liquid.

The curative effects of D-Mannose are usually felt within 24 hours—if no change is noticed within 72 hours, a physician should be consulted (it may be that the infection is caused by a bacteria other than E. coli).

The powder may also be used as a preventive measure for those who suffer from recurring infections. The maintenance dose varies per person, but a good starting point is one teaspoon per day mixed with liquid.

For those women who suffer from "honeymoon cystitis" (bladder infections linked to sexual intercourse), one teaspoon of D-Mannose an hour before intercourse, and another immediately after, can help prevent infection.

D-Mannose is still relatively unknown, especially in the conventional medical community. There have been many research reports over the years which demonstrate the safety of D-Mannose, and its effectiveness against the bacteria E. coli—but the FDA has not approved it as a medical treatment. This is largely because, as a naturally-occurring sugar, it is not able to be patented—which means the large drug companies have no incentive to spend the millions of dollars it would take to do the large-scale controlled study which would be required for FDA approval.

If you are one of those who struggle with frequent UTIs, D-Mannose can make a real difference in your life. This extremely safe, all-natural powder may enable you to treat your own infections without the expense of a doctor's visit and the side effects of prescription drugs. And, used as a preventive, it can help you avoid the pain and discomfort of an infection altogether.

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Feature Article


What is the Difference Between Salvation and Healing?

What I think I really mean to ask here is, why can we believe that someone's soul is instantly saved after they receive Jesus as their Lord and Savior but have a problem believing that the Lord can heal us physically, instantly, or even over time?

Jesus paid the price for our physical healing by the stripes he bore, just as he paid the price for our spiritual healing on the cross. ("By His stripes you WERE healed." 1 Peter 2:24)

Think about it. When Jesus walked the earth, he would say, "Your sins are forgiven; take up your bed and walk." Does not that tell us that the two go hand in hand?

He even asked, "Which is easier, to say to the sick, 'Thy sins be forgiven thee,' or to say "Arise, take up thy bed and walk'?" (Mark 2:9) It certainly doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand that He was equating one with the other in degree of importance.

So, if we can believe that we have instant salvation, why do we find it so hard to believe that we can have instant healing ... and all healings ARE instantaneous, even though we may not see healing in the physical body immediately with our physical eyes ... that is where faith is required ... to believe that we have been healed instantaneously in the spiritual, and that, as we hold onto our faith, in time we WILL see the physical manifestation.

If our faith has developed enough, we CAN see immediate physical manifestation of healing, just as Jesus saw. We are all at different levels of spiritual growth. And to grow our faith, we need to exercise it, and healing over time allows us to do that.

All we have to do is to believe our Lord's Word and put all of our trust in Him!

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Test Your Bible Knowledge

Complete John 5:24b: "He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; ..."

1 — but is forgiven
2 — but is passed from death unto life
3 — but is no longer under wrath
4 — but is saved

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Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.

—George Bernard Shaw



Today's Chuckle


Yet Another Blonde Joke

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..."

"Let's put all the corn flakes back in the box."





Life truly lived is a risky business,
and if one puts up too many fences against risk,
one ends by shutting out life itself.

—Kenneth S. Davis



Today's English Lesson


Seeing the same elementary mistakes over and over again has prompted this publisher to write an English lesson each issue. Look for some of these lessons to be repeated, because the mistakes are!

Why, Why, Why do people insist on inserting apostrophes where they have absolutely no business? (Alway's! — irk's — way's — climb's — hand's — thousand's — suggestion's, etc., etc., ad nauseum) Only one of "it's" kind? People, most plurals merely require the addition of a simple "s"!

And with a spelling checker, there is absolutely no excuse for misspellings! Just look at these: Excercize? Senario? Maintenence? Seperate?

And—Pu-LEEZE—put a space after commas—and other punctuation marks, of course!

And misusages are rampant and appalling: "Shear" instead of "sheer"?

Do not say "limited amount of members," but "limited number of members"! Use "amount" only to indicate a sum which cannot be counted, such as sand or water! "Amount" never may refer to people—or to anything else which may be counted!

And for heaven's sake, stop saying "that" when you mean "who"—"that" refers to things, not to people!

Finally, while the modern trend is to use "insure" in place of "ensure," it is better to reserve "insure" to refer to insurance that is covered by a policy. "Ensure" means to make sure of.

Finally, my daughter shared this with me (it runs in the family!):

Question — What is the longest word in the English language that you can type using only one hand?    Answer — Stewardess.

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Guest Article



Using Copy Oracle
from Business HQR

We sometimes get questions about how to use Copy Oracle.

I know that seems incredible, since it is so easy to use. You just copy and paste some text into indicated text box and click the score button. Copy Oracle compares your text against a huge database of profitable and unprofitable ads and gives you a score. The higher the score, the more your text is like profitable ads in the database. The lower the score (and it can go negative), your ad is more similar to unprofitable ads in the database.

The end result is that you can improve your copywriting before the first test. Copy Oracle is right more than 80% of the time, so you can save yourself some cash in your initial testing.

A reader recently asked if Copy Oracle could score entire sales pages. I didn't know, because I have never had a reason to do that. I went to the Copy Oracle sales page and copied the entire text and plugged it into the score box on Copy Oracle itself. It worked just fine. I had a score above 2,600 for that sales page.

But I would never use it that way. How do I know where to start optimizing? I guess it doesn't matter very much, because the entire page would be scored again, but I prefer to score a paragraph or a sentence at a time. I just find it much easier to do that, so that I can concentrate on what that sentence is trying to convey and decide if it even belongs in the copy if it has a low score ... or how to reword it most concisely, if I think it really does need to be there but needs a higher score.

Another question that is commonly asked is if Copy Oracle can score colors, fonts, images, and non-text items. No. It can't. Copy Oracle scores only the text.

If you are interested in those items, continue to read this blog or stay on this list. I do studies of all of those items from time to time. Those studies use the same Copy Oracle methodology. I look at tens of thousands of ads and group them into profitable and unprofitable categories, based on how long they run in paid publications.

I then look for correlations using that database. We have previously reported on headline length, color, fonts, spacing around sales pages, background color, and many other attributes that Copy Oracle can't measure.

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Answer to Bible trivia:

2 — but is passed from death unto life is correct.
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Inspiration


Some Affirmations I Found in my Notes

I give something to everyone I come in contact with; a smile, a word of praise, a compliment, a blessing, a prayer, a note, a card, a flower; I manifest health, joy, happiness, and laughter for all people. As my wealth increases so do the size and number of my tangible gifts.

I give thanks that God has shown me my unique talents and the best way that I can use them to serve humanity.

I give thanks for Divine Order and Harmony, which is now manifested and maintained in my actions and my surroundings.

I give thanks for the riches of God set before me this day to guide, protect, and prosper me.

I give thanks for the unbounded energy of the universe that flows to me each moment and is manifest in me as energy, enthusiasm, and zest for life.

I give thanks for my new found energy, relief, joy, and my ability to stay focussed.

I am one with the living God and His wisdom that now leads me in paths of righteousness, peace, and true success. Divine Intelligence now shows me all I need to know.




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